missed connections: julia stiles

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WHERE: the ralph's supermarket on admiralty and mindanao

WHEN: 11:30 friday night

YOU: julia stiles, beautiful hollywood actress. remembered from such films as 10 things i hate about you, save the last dance, and the bourne movies.

ME: this guy + 20 years

WHAT: with your stretched black limo outside, you were grabbing some fruit from the produce aisle, no doubt to provide yourself a healthy snack before a night on the town. i had a basket filled with gatorade and arizona iced tea. in my left arm, i was cradling an extra large 12 pack of charmin extra strong toilet paper.

i looked at you with a look of confusion and delayed recognition. you looked at me like i was anticipating a night of explosive diarrhea. i think we had a moment.